Orduno
the last name of part time spies, part time secret agents, part time -ss-ssins, part time mafia leaders, part time drug lords, part time male models, part time killers of the norris clan, part time chefs, part time plumers, part time sandwich makers, part time tattoo artists, part time definition writers, part time cod rapists, part time aaron potters, and part time your mom.
person: aren’t you an orduno?
an orduno: yes. ( pulls out gun and shoots the person, while posing, while fixing their sink, while playing chess, while eating a sandwich, while tattooing a toad, while roundhouse kicking the norris’, while reading a dictionary, while casting spells, while playing cod, and while being your mother.)
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