Oreo Creampie Surprise
find a black chick with really dark p-ssy lips. add the cream filling and have her lay on her side so the lips and the cream look like an oreo cookie. while she is catching her breath after what obviously was the best 40 second long s-x session of her life, you quickly put on your best steve urkel clothing (suspenders with hiked up pants, cheesy shirt, and big gl-sses). get her attention, point to her oreo creampie and exclaim in a high pitched voice, “did i do that?!?”
my girl and i just got done watching that lame show, family matters, so i had to give her the cl-ssic oreo creampie surprise! her dark lips and my white c-ck snot really looked like an oreo!
well done!
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