Oreo Dirtpie
the act of splitting an oreo cookie in half, wiping the cream part on one’s r-ct-m, and having another party proceed to lick the cream off.
the definition of this word evolved from other words involving pastries with s-xual relations, specifically rimjobs.
dude last night was so awesome because after i bought a brand new bag of oreos jessica gave me an oreo dirtpie.
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