oreo salad
the oreo dessert fat people call a salad to make themselves feel better about themselves.
person 1: ay yo, you want some oreo salad?
person 2: wtf! why would you put oreos in your salad??
person 1: nah dude, there’s not actually a salad.
person 2: huh?!?
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