org porn
short for “organizational p-rnography”: any photo(s) of immaculately, impossibly organized shelves of kitchenware, office supplies, etc. which professional organizers – & hopelessly disorganized perfectionists – salivate over.
ooohhh … check out this org p-rn of a catalog i just got. everything’s color-matched and nothing’s out of place … all the gl-sses match … could … look … forever …
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