Organic alarm clock
the act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.
chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. i woke up feeling fresher than i ever had before
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friend (in black people language) hey, you there, your my shardi!
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adjective, describes something of a derogatory nature. “that is rather t-rdesque, jones. would you be so kind to remove this vile being from my immediate viewing window?”