organic panic
when a douchy, moccasin wearing, cool bearded hipster dude and his equally douchy girlfriend named kale, who breastfeeds a baby that’s not hers, can’t find an organic product at the supermarket and they go apesh-t.
trader joe’s at night, probably on earth day. douchy female breastfeeding baby that’s not hers: (flabbergasted) “what the f-ck? where’s the organic quinoa? there’s no organic quinoa! hipster dude: (screaming effeminately at a trader joe’s crewman ) “where’s the organic quinoa? this is the 21st century, they don’t have these problems in canada man.” loudspeaker : “organic panic aisle 3, i repeat, organic panic aisle 3. prepare for inevitable hissy fit, words of ent-tlement , and of course, vote for bernie discourse.
Read Also:
- varoon
he is literally the funniest person you will ever meet. he is hilarious. most conversations won’t make any sense, but they will still be the best conversations you have had all day. you can tell him anything. he is very trustworthy. he is hilarious and so much fun to talk to. “he’s such a varoon, […]
- bissmaad
bissmaad is a very car wing person, she will constantly worry for others ashelter fear of animals bissmaads eyes were as big as an owls eyes if not bigger
- storm chaser
a person who seeks relationships that are in constant turmoil dont hook up with amy, she’s a total storm chaser. well-educated meteorologists who drive around the central united states searching for tornadoes to learn more and more about them. not some crazy oklahomens who drive in 4×4’s and jabber on with each other thorugh cb […]
- like a million diamonds
how the sunlight makes a lake look, shimmery, brilliant. when the 10 year old saw the big lake for the 1st time, he said ‘it looks like a million diamonds! he was quite impressed! & had never heard the phrase like a million diamonds before.
- Saving Whales
the act of watching p-rn, arose when p-rnhub decided to donate money to save whales for every view they get. jack is a lone man, he loves saving whales. the act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the […]