orgasmatron

a truly brilliant song by motorhead
i am the one -rg-smatron, the outstretched, grasping hand
the -rg-smatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of -rg-sm with the push of a b-tton. clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the fda. notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. the surgeon who patented this treatment for “s-xual dysfunction” thank you dr. stuart meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. the antic-p-ted cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000.
ladies interested in the -rg-smatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.
a large phone-booth-like device used to automate s-x. as seen in the movie “sleeper”, by woody allen.
would you like to step into the -rg-smatron with me?
hilarious electro song by avenue d about a vibrator.
“batteries included no -ssembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your p-ssy gets tired.
-rg-smatron, -rg-smatron,”
a “head m-ssager” comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. touted on the internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to nirvana.
why didn’t i think clearly before i purchased an -rg-smatron?