orgy munt
unfortunately …
it is said that late in the late 1800’s most commonly in southern parts of america.
people would go to local cemeteries and dig up recent corpses. they would take them into the woods and set the corpses into comprising positions. they would invite they’re friends around and commit deprived s-xual acts, with the dead corpses.. usually whilst some others played their banjos.
sometimes a person would stradle the corpses face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its v-g-n- coating the other person’s face and mouth.
let the orgy munt begin…
(to the theme of duelling banjos)
jimbob “they’re all in position! ”
elmo “let’s go! ”
jimbob “i’ll do the shlumping”
wooohoooo… shlump shlump woosh, splash..
jimbob “woah did you see her cover you in juice”
elmo (wiping his eyes) “yeah man! let’s do it again! “
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