Origami Asswipe


to wipe one’s b-ttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the b-ttocks. its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one’s rear when very little toilet paper remains.
a: i gotta take a dump.
b: we’re almost out of toilet paper.
a: that’s ok. i’ll do an origami -sswipe.
b: can i watch?

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