Orion

slang for attractive girl or guy.

orions are sometimes arrogant but very yummy. orions have a dreamy look and are total prince charmings. make you melt.
‘mmmm who is that’
‘his name is orion’

‘hotd-mn. i bet it is, i bet it is!’
1) someone who seems to be attracted to living in the middle of nowhere.

2) an addiction to photoediting.

3) act of hating the sun.
1) “i lived in bickleton (see definition) for about 7 years. now i’m about to head off to pullman.”

2) “you’ve been photoediting for the past 36 hours straight. could you maybe take a break now? geez.”
“i can’t help it; i have an orion.”

3) “why is that guy standing in the shade when it’s so nice here on the sidewalk, in the beautiful, glorious sunlight?”
“i don’t know…he must be orion-ing.”
a green species on star trek and object of many fanboy erections due to the species’ culture of selling their animalistic females as slaves. the later incarnation of orions on star trek: enterprise tried to make the species pc by claiming the males were slaves, and they failed miserably.
“did you see that kirk was banging an orion chick in the new star trek movie?”

“total fan service.”
a nature lover that also loves cats. cannot lie or pollute to save his life. has a very good memory and is very ocd and adhd. is kind and honest and not very popular.
orion
1. a famous constelation, orions belt ect.

2. the best rock insturmental track ever created, by metallica.
1. oooh, its orion’s belt.

2. orion f-cking rocks!
someone who has a giant c-ck and is forced to walk with it as his curse. but is still awesome
that guys c-ck is so big he’s almost an orion
an instrumental by metallica. the seventh song on their 1986 alb-m, master of puppets.
it was cliff burton’s favorite song, next to master of puppets.
this song pretty much shows that they can write some pretty sick riffs.
orion is the musical version of an -rg-sm.

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