Orlando Bloom

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.
“it was a really great role and … oh look at that mole!”
that actor who wants to be johnny depp really bad but he can’t.
orlando bloom is such a poser.
a tool used to bring balance to hollywood films.

employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the orlando bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.

in extreme cases is used in conjunction with a keira knightley for a multiplied effect.
“my that johnny depp sure makes a great pirate.”

“yes, perhaps a little too great… better throw an orlando bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome.”
an average looking person who doesn’t want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. he needs to move to russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.
all the girls were screaming and fighting over an orlando bloom poster.
english actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white volkswagens seen driving in the background.
guy: “every time orlando bloom has a speaking part in a movie i cringe”

fangirl: “you just say that cos you’re jealous that he’s s-x on legs!!!!”

guy: “people say johnny depp’s s-x on legs too and i think he’s a cool actor. i just don’t like orlando bloom because he couldn’t act his way out of a wet paper bag”
an english actor who starred in films such as ‘lord of the rings’, ‘troy’ and ‘pirates of the carribean’.
he has a lot of silly fangirls drooling over him as well(just read the last 5 pages of definitions).
personally, i think orlando bloom is hideous, and that these fangirls need to get out more.
1) a multi-gender term. mostly used to describe womenish men, but very often defines women who attract quite a few preteen girls and are thus believed to be men.

2) someone who looks gay, acts gay, sounds gay, and smells gay; but, for some bizarre reason, isn’t.

3) an actor with no talent who gains roles based on either a previously very successful film (carried entirely by talented actors, and still nearly destroyed by him) or his m-ssive preteen girl fanbase (an orlando bloom fangirl can be defined by her ugly face, forty half-naked posters of the “actor”, mysp-ce dominated by various media centered on orlando bloom, squealing, grunting, and her knack for arguing in the defense of orlando bloom in all situations- especially his s-xual preferences- and votes ‘down’ on all urban dictionary entries stating the truth about him, like this one.)
1) squeee! orlando bloom! she’s so hot!

2) “should we orlando bloom this film?” “sure, ang lee, whatever you want.”

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