Orphelia
a busty, blonde, motherly creature of wanton desires and loose tongue. eternally pregnant and sporadically h-rny, this midlands beauty is a lover of the colour orange, strained tea, jellybattle, wicker baskets, whale beaters, otis redding, seamus heaney, maternity and scottish accents.
self-deprecating, feisty, and a good judge of p-rnography, the world doesn’t have enough orphelia.
i had a long, hard w-nk this morning. i thought of orphelia.
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