Orse The Horse
a mythical creature of german decent. known for his incredibly large p-n-s and ability to come with the thunder at all times. he prefers piledriving and going on outdoor camping adventures wearing only a hoodie and shoes. this rare creature stalks the streets of fairfield county looking for small animals to feed on.
“that thing is huge orse the horse”
“i know i just poked you from across town….hey”
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