Orthodontisized


an extended episodic torture devised by vengeful parents whereby their middle school children routinely miss most or all of a school day but can’t enjoy it because they have had their braces tightened.
i need to go to the nurse’s office for some tylenol because i got orthodontisized today.

i need to leave school today at 9:30 because i’m getting orthodontisized.

i got orthodontisized this morning, so i can’t eat a caramel apple.

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