Ortonville
a little hick town in michigan, where there is nothing to do, and you have to drive at least 30 minutes to get anywhere.
man, i got to get out of ortonville!
one of the most boring places around michigan but you can always find some fun sh-t to do by getting really f-cked up… also probably home to one of the worst academic inst-tutes in america….bhs
d-mn…thats what happens when u live in ortonville…oh well lets pack a bowl
the greatest f-ckin place in michigan. home to some of the chillest mother f-ckers alive this is dylan, cain, caleb, matt, tony, cameron, chuck, mitch-ll, joel, and andrew. then the f-g jack. they reside in goodrich usually and fsu.
dylan: guys lets head up to the prop.
cain: no im gonna go chill with olivia.
dylan: ok see you douche.
tony: ok.
matt: alright ill meet you guys up there.
cameron: f-ck you panky. got any spirits?
caleb: sand.
andrew: id rather stay in ortonville its better here.
dylan: no the prop is better we can f-ck around more.
andrew: ok
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