Orville Douchenbacher
when a woman shoves a stick of b-tter into her cooch, letting it sit inside for a reasonable amount of time until it has melted. then once melted, continues by draining the mess of v-g-n-l juices and b-tter out of her while standing over one’s bowl of popcorn.
mmmmm dude this popcorn is excellent! what kind is it?
i’m not really sure? my mom calls it orville douchenbacher, but i have no clue why. she says its her secret recipe. whatever it is though, its pretty d-mn tasty.
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