Osama Bin Laden Cocktail
two shots and a splash of water.
guy: i feel gooooood … i think i’ll have a mixed drink this evening.
bartender: what would you like?
guy: i dunno … something new and interesting …
bartender: how about an osama bin laden c-cktail?
guy: what’s that?
bartender: two shots and a splash of water.
guy: that’s good! yeah, great …. i’ll have an osama bin laden.
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