oscar
latin, s-xy, young guy with cool s-xy voice…
hey, oscar !!!
to pull a lie off so great that it’s worthy of a nomination.
rashad pulled a oscar last night, he broke down to tears and everything.
the master of all humans, the person who has control of the world, and the coolest person in the planet.
let’s finish building oscar his new temple, because if we dont finish it today he will whip us with his giant c-ck.
one of the sweetest loving men around. a guy any girl can count on to make her smile.a great kisser and incredible lover.
a girl is lucky to have an oscar.
very s-xy guy though unkeen to admit it ;p oscar is cool and very very good at science. see cool s-xy and osmosis
oscar the grouch
computer says nooo
im a laady
im also a laady
an oscar is an ounce. usually of weed.
“in australia oscar’s are only $250aud.”
exchange rate: $1aud = $0.66us
he’s the s-xy hispanic with fidelity issues, he’s the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he’s adored by the women around him, he’s a p-ssionate lover, he’ll break your heart at least once, he’s philosophical, romantic, and poetic, he’ll never be the most faithful partner, but he’ll always be the most reliable friend.
girl 1: don’t look now, that manwh-r- oscar is right behind us.
girl 2: don’t call him that. he’s nice. i heard he’s a f-cking awesome lover.
girl 1: yeah, i should know…
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