Oscar night
a yearly fashion show with lots of red carpets, boring films and self-congratulatory people. starts earlier and ends later with every p-ssing year. it’s basically the film industry equivalent of the electoral college. if that doesn’t tip you off, nothing will.
guy 1: “dude, whatcha doin’ on oscar night?
guy 2: “i’m gonna write down my netflix movie selections for the year.”
guy 1: “that’s totally rad, dude. me too.
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