Osceola

a small town in wisconsin. a place where there is, literally, nothing to do. the people of this town are very tolerant of other people and their beliefs. but it is also a very hick style town. predominantly white inhabitants. located in the geographical area known as “minnesconsin”
-“i’m from osceola wisconsin.”
-oh, so you’re a minnesconsinite?

-i’m from osceola wi
-i am so sorry!
a small town in southern iowa.
with a population of 4,659 as of the 2000 census.

osceola is predominately white, although there are an increasing number of latinos, and a few black families.

most kids go to clarke community high school. a school that is incredibly dull and boring.. and our football team hasn’t won a game in forever, and our hopes of winning are very slim…

there isn’t much to do around osceola.
preps usually hangout in the fareway parking lot, and everyone else hangs out on the square / bandstand. but kids dont know how to keep the place clean so cops kick us off of there at night time now, so we dont have anywhere to hangout.

osceola is becoming increasingly filled with pot heads and marijuana. a ton of pot heads, and no one gets in trouble for it.. probably the easiest place to get marijuana and get away with it, as the police seem to not give a f-ck.
police would rather worry about kids sitting on the bandstand after 8 o’clock than to bust people for illegal activities..

people from murray sometimes decide to come to osceola every blue moon, but they dont realize that no one likes murray kids because the guys are annoying alcoholic r-t-rds, and the girls are sl-tty as h-ll, and no guy would be caught dead with a murray girl..

if you get past the bullsh-t and drama of -ssholes, preps, stoners, sl-ts, and wiggers, osceola isn’t such a bad place.

so if you get a chance come check out osceola, but dont try to act like a bad-ss and that you own the place, because we dont take too kindly to people who just show up and think that they automatically earn respect and trust around here..

peace

person 1: what do you want to do tonight?
person 2: the only thing to do – sit around on the square or go get stoned.

teen 1: so bored.. minding my own business in osceola..
police: hey you! minding your own business is illegal ’round here, you’re gonna have to leave, only after i search you and give you an mip ticket or curfew ticket.
a town in northern indiana between south bend and elkhart. neither south bend or elkhart are worth mentioning, so this little sh-t hole doesn’t even really deserve an urban dictionary definition except to serve as a warning. !!!warning!!! if you ever find yourself visiting this town you are either looking for a redneck, meth-head, fist-fight-on-a-tuesday-night-because there’s-nothing-else-to-do bar, or you are looking for a sh-tty used car, or possibly both. there is absolutely nothing else in this “vacuum of the mid-west” beside used car lots and bars. should you ever find that you will be actually taking up residency in this hemorrhoid of the corn belt, do yourself a favor and stop off at the martin’s supermarket at either edge of town and pick up a pack of cherry life savers and a handgun (the life savers will get rid of the taste of metal when you place the barrel in your mouth).
random person 1: nice to meet you, where are you from?

random person 2: osceola, in.

random person 1: where the f-ck is that?

random person 2: …notre dame.

mishawaka south bend elkhart michiana
a small town, one specifically located in northern indiana. many people refer to it as “the real oc”, even though it is a pile of bore compared to orange county, california. many people in the oc think of themselves as… i have no clue… tougher than others? but i know people who would support the quote: “there is nothing to do here in the oc. you can either sit and rot or go do something illegal.” we all love each other and vandalize our neighbors and street signs. most residents of osceola are middle/lower middle cl-ss income, while in the poser oc (north of st. joseph river) are usually high cl-ss income. there is one part of the oc, closer to the river, where most people live non-existant lives, and are too average to mention. except for the fact that we are all either actual skaters, indie kids, scene, or punk (or something like that….).
kid 1: you live in osceola?
ghetto oc kid: yeah, it gives me tough points.

kid 1: you live in osceola?
poser oc kid: yeah, i wish i was in granger.

kid 1: are you, like, skater, punk, scene, indie, or what?
non-existant oc kid: i am all of the above. and i’m not even lying.