Oskar
a majestic -rg-sm.
i want to give you an oskar
either the funniest&hottest guy you’ll ever know- or a total gayish freak.
it all depends if it’s written with a k or a c.
usually scandinavian, mostly swedish
-i met this guy yesterday, his name was oskar or something.
-what?with a k or a c??!
-k i think
-ah ok, then he’s probably hilarious
usually a man with a m-ssive p-n-s, usually someone named oskar likes to repeatedly pile-drive milfs into the floor until he j-zzes in their gaping vag.
oh god, you oskar’d that b-tch!
gay, geeky short kid that usually hides behind people to avoid getting his -ss kicked. usually has braces.
“omg oskar is such a f-ggot” “yeah, lets kick his -ss” “no hes got the other kid helping him.” “wat a p-ssy”
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