osmotic
a person known to be pseudo-competent who uses the equivalent of osmosis as a knowledge base and then simply -thinks- of something they want done and the person perceives their thought as having accomplished the task (read: the task becomes done) without any physical effort or any actual action having occurred.
person 1: he’s a coordinator of computer technology.
person 2: really? because all his computers aren’t working.
person 1: is that so?
person 2: well, the other day he told me he thought they were all working.
person 1: he must be osmotic.
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