OSMW – Overly Sensitive Military Wife
1:
a: woman married to someone in the military that reports pictures, pages and posts that soldiers/ marines/ airmen/ seamen(sailor) put on a social networking site to entertain themselves while deployed.
2:
a : woman married to someone in the military that is overly p-ssionate about things others write or say and obsesses over proving their point to the point where they look stupid.
b : woman married to someone in the military -ssociated with copious amounts of drama, signs include talking about a specific person behind their back after they’ve been trusted, singling out another woman to get “even”, and calling wh-r-, sl-t, ho whenever they get a chance.
c : a product of marrying someone in the military and confuses this with being in the military
see verb: osmw-ing
3:
a: the process of becoming overly p-ssionate about a topic or subject related to the military or a military member, to the point of insane emotional outbursts.
an osmw – overly sensitive military wife is someone who:
a) sits at home and pops out babies while never getting a job. resulting in = dependopotomousness.
b) rocks her husbands dog tags… daily.
c) rocks a brag bag … daily.
d) a twinkie eater.
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