Osoyoos breakfast roll
(oh-soy-oose)
-noun
the final product of waking up in a pool of vommit in any bed but your own, and then rolling up the sheets and pillow for the courtesy of whoever will find it.
dan drank a little too much and left the maids an osoyoos breakfast roll at the holiday inn
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