Osteen
osteen, otherwise known as “o-town” or the “big o”, is filled with rednecks, crackhouses and cows. this is perhaps one of the most worthless cities in florida. there is a variety of things to do: from goin to the “pit”(a local hangout for the rednecks and sometimes ricans that wanna-be rednecks) to gettin drunk out in the field (cow pastures/ backyard) to “muddin” and “4 wheelin” to pickin up the prost-tutes on maytown and much more. if you want some drugs just go right on down 4-15. however after a late night of gettin f-cked up a nice hangover remedie is the osteen diner. be careful of the dog-food aisle at walmart in the wee hours of the morning because of on going fights between the “bloods” and the “crips”. it gets pretty dangerous. also you will never p-ss the “handyway” without seeing atleast two 15ft lifted trucks.
osteen = florida’s sh-thole.
“hey man were goin to the big o”
“alright dude….see ya there!!!”
“hey you goin to the osteen tonight?”
“nah man im black. i’ll get hung out there”
3 more definitions
to verbally -ssault someone to the point of causing hemeroids much like the wife of megachurch evangelist joel osteen victoria.
if you dont leave me the f-ck alone im gonna go osteen on yu!
to verbally -ssault someone to the point of causing hemeroids much like the wife of megachurch evangelist joel osteen victoria.
if you dont leave me the f-ck alone im gonna go osteen on yu!
“out of this world funky”
the x-files are so osteen
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