ostracized
what happens to old men when they inevitibly develop “long b-lls”. their n-ts-ck looks like an upside-down ostrich head as viewed from behind.
when i saw grandpa’s drooping b-llsack hanging out of his bermuda shorts,i asked him what was wrong with him,he said; “son,when you turn 70 you automatically become ostracized.”
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