othilia
othilia is the type of girl who some think is kewl, but others don’t because they are jelly, she can get any b-tch she wants (she’s lesbo) but she would rather date her black friend, although both claim not to be in a relation ship (yeah right). she is nice to you if she wants, but she can also be really evil (she’s a slytherin too). she’s totally super hot and is the first person that pops up into a girls head when she is playing with herself. othilia also speaks swedish with a potato in her mouth (aka danish) and has ties to the danish royalty. some claim she is descended to crown prince frederek, though her royal ties are kept secret because it is believed that she was the offspring of an affair of king christian’s (ix of denmark). othilia is also friends with a descendant of the french royalty. overall everything about her makes many of the people around her jealous haters, but she doesn’t give a f-ck about anyone but her (secret) gf.
d-mn, i wish my girlfriend was half as cool as othilia.
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