OTP
also known as “outside the pants.” this is when a person gives a hand job when you are still wearing clothes. although it works best wearing pants, you may subst-tute for alternative clothing (i.e. short shorts, biker shorts, capris; etc). you may also subst-tute hands for feet and p-n-ses for v-g-n-s.
nick: so i ended up going to a movie last night with marisa.
tim: well how was the movie.
nick: if by movie you mean an otp handy then it was great. but if you’re actually asking about the movie then you’re a real doucher.
tim: i was asking about the movie.
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