ottawa senators

the ottawa senators were brought back as an expansion team in 1992 in order to bring back respectable hockey to ontario since the leafs and their fans are a total embarr-ssment to the sport of hockey. while the sens started out as one of the nhl’s worst teams by far, they have since evolved to become one of the league’s elite teams. quite simply put, the senators have become the most fearsome team in canada. no direspect is meant towards 4 of the other 5 canadian teams but the sens are as good as a hockey team can possibly get with the exception of the montreal canadiens in their glory days of course.
ottawa has managed to score more than 300 goals this season. they actually have scored more than any other team. only detroit has allowed less goals than ottawa. the ottawa senators actually have good chances to win the stanley cup. which is very much unlike the other ontarian team.
it’s funny, most of the definitions here say that the maple leafs are a lot better than the sens. if the leafs are so good why didn’t the get into the playoffs? granted the senators didn’t win the cup this season (2006 – 2007 season) but they came a lot d-mn closer than the leafs have since i don’t know when.
guy 1: has any of the canadian teams made it to the finals this year?
guy 2: yeah the ottawa senators did. ’bout time.
guy 1: that’s true. did the leafs get to the playoffs?
guy 2: nope
guy 1: and everyone says the leafs are better.
guy 2: totally
probably the worst and gayest team to ever play a game in the nhl.
ottawa senators season tickets $14000
parking for the entire season $550
food, drink and booze for the entire season $646
watching the senators choke in 4 straight to the toronto maple leafs priceless
there are some people who enjoy watching their team get swept for everyone else, there’s the leafs
can anything be more true!!!
jim: did you see the sens beat the leafs last night?
bob: did you see the leafs beat the sens in 4 straight playoff series?
jim: yeah
bob: so shut the h-ll up you ottawa senators loving piece of cr-p, just go in the scotiabank place and die and leave your blood all over the ice because the sens are gonna be slaughtered by the leafs like i’m gonna slaughter you in the arena!!!
jim: no
bob: -pulls out gun and shoots jim- ok
the ottawa senators are the absolute best team in the nhl. the line of daniel alfredsson, jason spezza, and dany heatley is the sickest line in the nhl. with their high-scoring offense, suffocating defense, bad–ss goaltending in dominik hasek, the senators will win the stanley cup.
jim: did you see that dank–ss move that dany heatley pulled? it was totally sick.

chris: h-ll yeah i saw that sh-t. the whole team is just too bad -ss. i feel bad for toronto fans….the leafs suck donkey nuts when compared to the ottawa senators.
the ottawa senators… the team that defines glory and perseverence. the senators were the one of the first teams to be in the nhl in 1917. the team was founded in 1893. the senators have won 9 stanley cups in 1909,1910 twice, 1911 twice 1920,1921,1923 and 1927. there name was the ottawa silver seven back in the years of 1900-1908. they were the 3rd team in nhl history to win the lord stanley cup. the first team in history… the winnipeg victorias in 1900. yet the team folded in 1934, they came back in the 1991-1992 as an expansion cl-ss with the tampa bay lightning. the senators first playoff experience, 1997-1998 against the new jersey devils. they won the presedent’s trophy in 2002-2003 with a team high 113 points in the eastern division. so…this defenition of the ottawa senators is probably the best one out there in the world
there is a team that is great then the toronto maple leafs or the montreal canadiens, it’s the ottawa senators
ottawa senators are a team in the national hockey league. whenever they are losing, or in a tight spot, they play dirty and instigate fights.
quite often, one can equate ottawa senator to cry-baby, whiner and/or spoiled brat.
stop being such an ottawa senator, you can’t win all the time.
the absolute worst team in the nhl, gets their -sses kicked by the toronto maple leafs on a regular basis. only f-gs and queers are sens fans. they are just unable to pull their heads out of their -sses and realize that they just simply f-cking suck. f-ck the sens!!!
jim: wtf man. why do the ottawa senators suck so many ginger b-lls?

jason: i dont know man. all i know is that they should just give up and all commit suicide together cause they just suck.

jim and jason: f-ck the sens

background crowd: yeah f-ck the sens!!