Otterjob
a s-xual act, pertaining to clapping your hands sideways (akin to an otter grabbing a sh-llfish) on a person’s genitalia and slapping their genitals against your chest to pleasure them.
i was going to hook up with this girl last night, but she told me she doesn’t do otterjobs because of a bad wrist bone or something. i just walked out of the bedroom shaking my head.
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