Ottoman Fuck Palace
a s-xual act or game the male performs on the female partner – he -j-c-l-t-s into several condoms before the s-xual act, puts them into the freezer, and waits for them to set. as they begin fornication, the male withdraws and uses a slingshot to launch the frozen c-ck-bombs into said female partner’s c-nt. he then -j-c-l-t-s inside her, melting the cold s-m-n, causing a tidal wave of hot and cold to gush out of her, after which she will be devastated and will want to m-st-rb-t- for the rest of her life. most effective being used in tandem with moves such as the alligator f-ckhouse and cleveland steamer for maximum effect.
‘i was jockin’ my hoe all night, before i blew my load i gave her the ottoman f-ck palace’
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