Outernet
a scary and horrible place where people are not as nice as the internet, outernetters call it the real life
mom:you have to go outside
me:but the outernet scares me!
external reality, unlike the internet which is the internal reality.
i’ve spent too much time on the internet, i need to get a life on the outernet.
when you try to use the internet on your school’s server, but all the sites you want to use are blocked.
i can’t access facebook from the school’s computers. i thought they had internet access, not outernet.
in cafes, street signs and corners, resturants… even; as i read once in wired, on top of taxis in ny… beaming info from the net and webvertis-m-nt.
dig: the e-revolution is nothing but a big advertainment campaign to empty you already emptied pockets!
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