outside

it’s uncomfortable and there’s this big hot thing in the sky and there are other people that you sometimes have to talk to.
i don’t want to go outside

a place that pale people think carefully about going to when that fiery ball of noxious gas is out.

outside theres trees and cancer
a place urban dictionary users rarely venture out into.
i’m just being honest.
outside is where the sun lives. its the area just beyond your front door. be cautious because there is no ceiling and you may just float away.
outside is also a popular destination for people with “real lives”.
computer nerd 1 – “hey guess what! i went outside and got a suntan today.”
computer nerd 2 – “outside? is that a new map? how many experience points is a suntan worth?”
a mythical fairy land inhabited by fantastical creatures.
“i just saw a squirrel outside.”
“hot d-mn! i didn’t know those existed!”
it sucks, because unlike a computer you can’t turn the brightness down.
bobby: “aargh! my eyes, ohh the sun it’s so bright!”

in his room:
bobby: “aargh! my eyes, ohh there it is, -turns brightness down- much better!”
n. where fights are often taken, including but not limited to sidewalks, alleys, and gr-ssy areas

v. short for “let’s take it outside”
that’s it, we’re going outside.
outside. now.
1) opposite of inside. exterior of a container of any description having an inside.
2) someplace not to color when using crayons, with “the lines”
3) someplace to think concerning a box.
4) where most people are kept when cocerning “the loop”.
1)if you’re going to wrestle, go outside!
2)don’t color outside the lines molly.
3)c’mon johnson, try thinking outside the box.
4) i am kept outside the loop of management.

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