Outside Bitch
1. one who is very unimportant and thus forced to sit on the outside of the table when at a restraunt and is b-mped by the waiters p-ssing and serving food.
2. generally marked by dirty shirts from waiters spilling stuff on them
my shirts dirty because the waiter kept spilling food on me, i’m generally the “outside b-tch.”
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