Oval Office Grab-ass
a game played by the current president and other members of his/her party while inside the oval office. this game usually features the president and several of the nation’s powerbrokers running around the oval office – naked, mind you – grabbing at each other’s rear ends.
president obama, tired after an exhausting night of oval office grab–ss with harry reid and joe biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening’s little “game”.
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