Ovaltine Surprise
during the act of -n-lingus, the recipient of the act releases explosive diarrhea onto the givers face without prior notice.
i didn’t think salad tossing could get any better, but last night when you gave me that ovaltine surprise, it really made my d-ck rock hard.
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