Oven Eye
oven eye occurs when a female wearing mascara opens an oven door and bends to peer in instantly, before allowing the steam to escape. the resulting rush of moist heat to the face causes the mascara to react and seriously clump the eyelashes together, making it appear that each eye has a few short, black horns per eyelid, instead of curling, dark lashes.
“b-ll-cks! i’m going to have to go and do my makeup again, i’ve got oven eye!”
“check out those false eyelashes, she looks like she’s got oven eye”
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