Over Easy Creampie
over easy creampie:
a s-xual act performed by cooking an over easy egg and inserting it inside the v-g-n-. afterwards coitus is performed and upon penetration, the yolk is broken and leaks out of the v-g-n-. this s-x act also includes a cl-ssic creampie for the finale. sometimes toast is used to wipe up the mess for a tasty treat.
i woke up in morning feeling h-rny and very hungry. i eventually convinced my girlfriend to do a “over easy creampie” and kill two birds with one stone.
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