Over The Backboard
when the -j-c-l-t- from your self-induced -rg-sm sails beyond the tissue/napkin/j-zz rag and lands somewhere else.
guy #1: “hey dude, what’s that white stain on your coffee table?”
guy #2: “dammit, i was jackin-off on the couch last night- i must have shot it over the backboard”.
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