overactive mother syndrom
much like overactive bladder exept instead of having to pee 30 times a day your mother calls you 30 times a day
mother: how are you??? i havent spoken to you in so long! do you need me to come over there and make you soup?
you:… i’m fine and you called me five minutes ago!
mother: oh well allot can happen in five minutes!oh yes i forgot the soup
you: its fine i really dont need soup for any reason
mother: everyone needs soup! aspecially my baby!
room mate: dude, your mom has a cl-ssic case of overactive mother syndrome.
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