overgoogling
spending hours online obsessively combing google links for information about someone you have just met in order to unearth everything about them, including resume, driver’s license, arrest record, and photos of them doing shots at their college fraternity formal. often leads to revelations that derail a budding relationship.
that guy i met last night texted me this morning to ask me how i got arrested for indecent exposure in college. i texted back that i had led a nudist anti-fur protest, but how did he know about it? he texted back admitting that he’d spent all night googling me. i texted back that he was overgoogling.
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