ovid


an acient roman poet who wrote the metamorphoses, a famous epic poem. he was exiled from the roman empire, and he lived out the rest of his life in isolation. ovid’s metamorphoses was a major inspiration for the works of william shakespeare.
ovid was one of the greater poets of the cl-ssical roman era.
an incredibly cr-ptastic town in cntral ny where even the blind are glad they cannot see. the mcdonalds has tie posts for amish horse and buggies. theirs a library and a big m with crack prices for food… a small town that you will definitely be glad to miss… their hasnt been anything remotely interesting that has happened here since the town’s inception…. avoid at all costs!!!
dude 1: hey man we should go find a party…

dude 2: f-ck that we definitely ain’t going to ovid

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