owen
the most amazing person on the planet and quite possibly the universe. someone who can make you laugh, smile, cry and fix up even things you thought couldn’t be fixed. when no one is there for you, he’ll help you out. thinks he’s not attractive and useless but couldn’t be any further from the truth.
a very very intelligent person who can learn pretty much anything and probably knows the meaning of life. knows a sh-tload languages and has a very amazing way with music.
extremely perverted but in a nice kind of way that wont make you uncomfortable. he also is likely to be a ginger although he doesn’t enjoy it. just overall, your life will be changed forever once you meet an owen and you will never be the same again.
girl 1: ‘your boyfriend seems cool!’
girl 2: ‘i know, hes an owen.’
girl 1: ‘luckyyyy!’
‘owen’ is a term used to describe one with great influence and great natural charisma. often used interchangably with the words pimp, 1337 and omnipotent. the term is also used to describe immaculate performance in bed.
1) snoop dogg is such an owen
2) i’d say g-d is fairly owen
3) ohhhhhh sh-t, that lorry just totally went all owen on that hedgehog
4) he was so owen i couldn’t walk properly for days
a boy who doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone. he doesn’t know the effects of his actions. he’s wuite attractive. normally tall/average and average weight. he is loved by some and hated by some but those who love him really, really care about him. no one really knows his feelings and the people who really care about him try to figure him out but he’s always sending mixed signals. he’s irresponsible and immature. but, he is fun ro be around. always cracking jokes. smart. but, a jerk. needs to get his cr-p together before the people who love him get tired of him and all the sh-t he puts people through. causes others frequesnt pain, unintentionally. but, he is charming. and the people who love him, are in fact- head-over-heels suckers who love him.
owen ditched me today.
the type of guy that will do anything for the girl he loves. owen will make a girl feel like a princess, he is a girl’s “dream guy”. he makes a girl very lucky to have him. when he loves, he loves with all his heart and, in return, is adored by the one he loves. owen is the guy that a girl would want to spend her whole life with.
i love owen.
and awsome guy who everybody loves and has a huge p-n-s and the girls love them
owen: hey 3 girls asked me out today
guy:nice!
1. a term used to define an insane wow tauren chief.
2. commonly referred to as a monstrously large p-n-s able to projectile spermatazoa approximately 3 gazillion feet.
3. a dude totally gunna be sucked off by lottie rees.
lottie: shiit, he’s got an owen
owen: suuuuck it!! 🙂
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