Owingsville
the lowest of the low. the lamest, smallest city in just about the whole d-mn world. even though it’s just a tiny town in kentucky. it’s about twenty minutes from lexington, which of course you’ll recognize. the girls are all hoes. the boys are all f-gs. home to one decent guy, tewa martin. tends to be a f-cking wh-r-, but he’s like our local super star. home to some of the worst people in the world. meh school system, but some kids succeed. has too many d-mn nursing homes. too many idiotic teens here drink, smoke, and waste time and money. only a few decent kids.
hey bro, wanna go to owingsville this afternoon?
h-ll naw man, i just got sober.
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