owk’d me


pr-nounced “oaked”
short slang for “obi wan ken-bi’d me.”
the term refers to obi wan’s great power for mind control. specifically where he tricks the storm troopers into letting him p-ss in star wars. so one would use this slang in reference to someone who has tricked you into doing something.
my girlfriend straight owk’d me into watching that chick flick last night.

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