own goal
used by british soldiers in northern ireland to describe an ira terrorist who accidently blew themselves up with their own bomb.
looks like another own goal to me
when shooting your load whilst masturbating, accidentally getting a portion of sperm in your mouth.
gareth: what’d you get up to last night man?
damo: bro, had the house to myself so i decided to polish one off and dammit i had an own goal.
gareth: great story mate.
n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.
shot an own goal there didn’t cha?
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