own goal perk


an immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. normally a useless but dramatic save.

a goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.

definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.

the goalie may sometimes have a hyper/compet-tive mom.
g-d dammit perk you scored on our own team!(player 1)
our f-cking goalie sucks! (player 2)
perk why did you kick it into our goal! (player 3)
what a dumb-ss goalie! (soccer mom)
parker that’s 5 laps d-mnit! (coach)
perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card…
perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying.
this is an own goal perk.
i quit coach… perk! perk!

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