owr
orientation weight religion. basically some of the most personal stuff about you, used to open chats with strangers. compare to asl.
stranger: hi, owr?
you: bi, 156, hindu
“official world ruler” as in me, i.
-the nekkid girls took the alien captain to the owr. the owr pleased himself with the girls, then proceeded to negotiate interstellar trade contacts.
-the “presidents” of the world had surrendered their powers to the owr, from now on peace, love and good times ruled the planet.
“chance et bonheur” – your owr. “f–k me i’m the owr.”
“all your base are belong to the owr.” “-for the owr? -yes!”
“-who are you, the ower? – i am the owr. -oh sh-t!”
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