Oxford Academy
a high school in cypress, california, that boasts scores within the state’s top five schools. as a magnet school, it has a h-ll of a lot of asians, and some would say oxford’s lucky to have only the one “r” in its name. its student body is politically moderate in social matters and right-leaning in economic ones, though extremists exist on both sides.
“oy, this homework load is back-breaking! what does the teacher think we are, oxford academy students?”
located in cypress ca. bad school. you will regret going there when older. too hard, the english department extremely s-xist and usually girls get as while boys get b and cs. leave while you can if you are smart and become valedictorian at a normal school
student a: man oxford academy sucks!
student b: go to whitney, 20x better, free dress, you can where sandals, easy teachers, guaranteed entry to uc irvine.
-years later-
student a: man im sooooo rich. i went to harvard cuz i was the best student to ever graduate from my high school!
student c: i stayed at oxford, i looked normal since everyone there was a genius, screwed my life over.
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